The Republican party is in a strange and dangerous state lately. Not only is their current front-runner a known truth-bending xenophobe and the candidate that Russian leader Vladimir Putin would most like to deal with, the whole entire batch of 2016 Presidential candidates are anything but presidential-material. Is this the best the GOP could come up with? One would think that American politics has turned into a comedy show, but there’s nothing funny about the Republican agenda for our country. What the Republican candidates have on tap for 2016 will not only establish Christianity as the preferred dominant religion of choice for the American people, they’ll also be setting back human rights that many Americans have fought and died for throughout history. Electing any one of these turds would put America in an even more vulnerable state in a time when our involvement with the rest of the world is key to the disarray that’s tearing apart the middle east. If you needed any extra convincing, let’s take a closer look at why not a single one of these so-called candidates deserves to be called President of the United States.
Republicans are no strangers to making everyday life harder for LGBT people, but Presidential candidate Ted Cruz sure is open about it. The Republicans continue to make upwards of 240,000 women resort to performing their own abortions as they continue their tired battle against Planned Parenthood. Why continue to fight against an organization that provides affordable healthcare to millions of women (and men)? It probably has something to do with the fact that there’s money to be made in the fight against abortions. Tired of the same old stories? Well John Kasich, a guy no one expects to be President, thought we should be attempting to fight ISIS with Christianity. Kasich himself has signed some lovely legislation into being in Ohio making healthcare even more fun for women. By fun, I mean requiring that women seeking an abortion undergo costly and medically unnecessary ultrasounds, mandating physicians give a pre-written anti-choice speech to women seeking abortions, and dramatically cutting funding for Planned Parenthood. But attacks on gays and women are hardly the worst of it. You know things are getting serious when Sarah Palin threatened to jump back in the ring of contenders for leader of the free world. Well, after hearing her thoughts on atheists, I’m sold.
Dark days will be upon us…
GOP Presidential candidates have also been hard at work attending a conference hosted by ‘kill the gays’ Pastor Kevin Swanson in Iowa in their attempts to court the rich fat-cats that secretly run our country. The Republicans aren’t shy about cozying up to the gay-bashing women-hating Pastor Swanson, either. For reference, please watch the video below to see just how batshit insane Kill the Gays Pastor Kevin Swanson is, in his epic rant on why America should repent for… Wizarding Proffessor Dumbledore being gay… Yep… After viewing the video, it should be painfully obvious that when AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES are in cahoots with guys like Kill The Gays Pastor Kevin Swanson, we’re all in serious danger if they gain control of the country.
This can’t be said enough, so I made a lovely image you should all share. #KillTheGaysPastor
Trump leads the party in getting everyone fired up about christian persecution and fear of immigrants. The tactics Republicans know work best are fear and hate, which are always easy to drum up in the uninformed collective that reside mostly in the bible belt. Republican candidates like Trump, Carson, Cruz, Bush, Rubio…. this is ridiculous, there’s too many to even name individually! The Republican “talent pool” definitely needs a good flush! Especially when each turd is a shoddy copy of the last, all repeating the same tired drivel we’ve been hearing over the last four years. Republicans are stuck in the past and demonstrating exactly the kind of future a christian America would be.
No more immigrants, we’re kicking everyone “foreign” out, we’re a christian nation and we say Merry Christmas dammit! Muslims are ticking timebombs, all too often literally! Christians are being persecuted in America, and it’s time we fought back! A christian America would throw up a thousand-mile border wall and close our doors to anyone different. A christian America alters public school history and science textbooks to cater to creationism and intelligent design while erasing evolution and slavery. They never tire of trying to take away women’s rights to safe and affordable health care. They’ll never stop signing into law bills that try to establish christianity as the religion of preference. These people are the least American Americans I’ve ever laid eyes on. In 2016, let’s make sure that none of these turds are elected and enforce their dangerous beliefs and agendas on the real American people.
This can’t be shared enough. #RepublicanTalentPool
Mitchell Olson is the author of the YA fantasy book series Devil Ash Saga, currently available on Amazon. The third entry, Devil Ash Disarray, is available Dec. 25. When he’s not writing books, he’s co-hosting the Thought-Speak and Talking Evil Dead Podcasts. You can also find him on Twitter and Facebook.
Date: December 22, 2015